On March 1, 2024, at Fort Lauderdale–Hollywood International Airport, 70-year-old Alan Borinsky of Miami decided the best way to flirt with a fellow passenger was to joke about having a bomb in his bag—because nothing says romance like a felony at Gate G11. The joke didn’t land, deputies did, and Borinsky ended up arrested and charged, proving once and for all that bomb threats are not a love language